ibowtonoman:

robotindisguise:

Banana Dolphins

it’s that time of year

tastefullyoffensive:

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secondcitysarah:

samkingftw:

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

Reblogging purely for the comments

Welcome to Tumblr

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

secondcitysarah:

Print - Planetary Pursuit by ~Klecktacular

littleyaoithings:

so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret

and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever

and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”

nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING 

jbarish:

wordgotaround:

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

i’m fucking choking on my pillow trying to not wake up my roommate and the entire building, holy shit

f you think this is funny then follow me!